Regular Saturday afternoon - we put Abi down for a sleep... and Guy and I are in the 'guest' room, getting ready for ... 'guests!' She says 'I want to sleep in Mommy's bed' -'Fine', I say, 'but if you don't go so sleep, you will sleep in your room.' In she climbs into our bed.
Then she finds us and says 'I need cream - I've got itches on me'. There are loads of mozzies here - and if you are not careful, the bites are sore, itchy and red and they flare up. So we put some antiseptic cream on them to stop the itching. All those moms who know what Sudocrem is, will know that it is a VERY thick, white cream - can even be used as a barrier cream for nappy rash....
Anyway. Abi wants cream. And she likes to do everything herself now days. So we supervise the 'cream application' and she goes back to sleep. Or so we thought!!!!!!!!!!!
The tub does say 'apply in a thin layer' - lucky it also says 'no known case of overdose' - until now...
When I saw her for the first time, I got a fright... I was 'Oh my word' - then we didn't know whether to be angry or amused. I think we were both, if that is possible.
Oh well, we thought, top-to-toe cream.... and then we saw the rest of what she had been up to for the last half an hour!!!!
Our carpets still look like this.
Life is harsh.